They seem to have built a nest there.
Some guy threw is Man Seed in my hair while I was visiting my dad in Prison a few days ago. Do you think they will just eat that and leave?
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Have you tried playing a tiny flute and doing a little jig. Lizards love that sh*t, they'll soon be scurrying out of your hair and forming a small crowd to watch the spectacle in hushed awe. Procede to produce some man-seed to keep them busy and that's your chance to run away really quickly.
You can buy anti-lizard shampoo in all good shops now. If that doesn't work, chop the top part of your head off from the forehead up. That ought to do it.
don't fight it silly!! it is fine. probably just eat and leave!
from the looks of your avatar you have no hair
They are just grooming you.
well. looking at your avatar, it doesn't seem like you have hair
Pantene makes a new line especially for this!! make sure you use both the shampoo and conditioner for best results. Next time wear a shower cap!
Don't worry. They're just eating your lice. I would let some in your underwear They'll take care of the crabs
You haven't got any hair!!.
Yeah totally
your head is shaved so just shake your head
get real close to the TV while the geico commercial is on, when they start humping the screen RUN AWAY!!
Wear a hat.
